JESUS MUST HAVE BEEN ON HOLIDAY IN CANCUN SMOKING A SWEET CUBAN

I have been wondering lately how most folks think, it’s a serious question and I am not trying to offend the fundies. Here we go in no certain order, with sarcasm or without it’s up to your take on my inflection. Please try to remember I do believe what is happening is about darkness and light, good and evil.

Do you think God and the Baby Jesus are going to stop bad men from doing bad things? Do you think God is going intervene to save our Nation?

Will The Baby Jesus come back from the space ship to save mankind?  Why didn’t the Baby Jesus save the Jews from the holocaust? Or did he just allow the Nuremberg Trials? Why does God continue to allow the (real) Africans to suffer? Why did God not save the Japs from the US Nuke bombs? How come the Baby Jesus allowed millions upon millions to die in all of the wars?

My favorite question is…. why did the Baby Jesus not stop his priests from butt fucking little boys? How about the Crusades… where was the Baby Jesus then? Perhaps he was on holiday in Cancun smoking a sweet Cuban Cigar?

Again I am not putting down our Christian Religion,  am I being a crass son of a bitch? … you betcha I am.  What intervention do our higher powers have when the evil mother fuckers decide to rape, kill and plunder? Answer? Not one fucking bit, zip, zero, nada.

Where was the Great Allah when Idi Amin was dining on his fellow moose limbs.

Don’t like the answer? Too fucking bad, it happens to be the gospel. Nothing can save your sorry ass from bad people with very bad intentions… got ammo?

2 thoughts on “JESUS MUST HAVE BEEN ON HOLIDAY IN CANCUN SMOKING A SWEET CUBAN

  1. Can’t argue with any of that. Never did think much of any of those “Lord will provide” folks… The Lord DID provide, but it’s up to your lazy ass to go get it. He ain’t gonna spoon feed ya. Same with saving your sorry ass. God ain’t gonna fling thunderbolts at the “bad guys”. That’s up to us. Amen, and pass the gunpowder…

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